Reverse Monkey Claw

Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip.

Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"

by two7one May 4, 2010

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

BLACK MONKEY

Sahnan a guy named Sahnan is most likey a monkey or black

person 1: look it's a black monkey

person 2: no it's just Sahnan and cat eatter Kejaun

by i hate black monkeys1293780197 December 8, 2022

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

monkey man

Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.

"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............

by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004

monkey

Someone who isn't quite as smart as humans, and has ape like qualities such as big ears and a small brain. This very often describes the President of the United States.

George W. Bush is a monkey.

by ihavenothingbettertodo September 3, 2005

script monkey

A computer user who uses low level languages like HTML and Javascript almost exclusively, and fears things like .NET, object oriented programming, and working with a team. Often in web design, or their mom's basement. Related to script kiddies, but usually less mischievious.

Now that I showed Jimmy the javascript alert command, he thinks he's a fucking script monkey.

by Blavatsky January 7, 2005