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michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.
โ€œStop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.โ€
by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022
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Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—
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Michael Jackson

-Is that Michael Jackson?
-No that's Muzan Kibutsuji
by dash0926playz July 5, 2022
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michael

Michael is such a daddy . has the biggest cock (10inch) i cant take it
michael has a big cock
by sarah the stripper July 6, 2022
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Michael Beekman

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Jon: Michael Beekman is such a โ€œ๐Ÿค“โ€
Michael: You just got clapped ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“
by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022
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Michael Beekman

๐Ÿค“
Jon: Michael Beekman is such a โ€œ๐Ÿค“โ€
Michael: You got clapped ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“
by xXDevilishAngel666Xx July 7, 2022
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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022
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