Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.

I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.

by Jiganon May 30, 2018

eat my nose

When someone says "eat my nose" they want you to makeout with them because it would be weird saying "eat my lips" or if your basic say "let's makeout"

"Dude Savannah said she was going to eat my nose last night at the party."

by Gatsby82747283 September 27, 2017

We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Eat

1)chewing food...than swallowing it is one definition

2)or basically (Possibly Bob) lick someone's (even Flo’s) vagina

...yuck!

1). I’m Going To Eat My Dinner
2). Did Bob Wanting to Eat Flo?

by MayDayMeh May 19, 2018

Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015

eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.

With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.

by pedro seguro April 22, 2019

I eat kids

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I piped the door I eat kids

by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022