Bernd das brot

The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.

He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.

Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one

The wise and omnipresent oracle

The prophecy-giver

All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”

by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023

crie da

Friend, from an AMA with Cookie Monster.

"Cookie Monster is crie da with Chris Traeger."

by IAmBroom February 9, 2019

DA

Doaholics Anonymous: A program for PAs no longer at camp. It serves as a support group to help it's members overcome their unhealthy desire to actually do something. If you have a constant feeling that you should be doing something right now instead of relaxing you are probably a doaholic and should consider joining a DA program.

Man, the DA has really changed me. It used to be I couldn't catch a moment's rest or my mind would wander to how I could run check-in better.

by PA Program August 1, 2014

da dose

An STD that can only be contracted in and around the L'Ardoise/St.Peters area. Feels like your pissing arrows. Also commonly used as an expression for things that suck.

Fuck man dats da dose

by L'Ardoise Dere July 8, 2012

Guh-da-tah

adj.: Classy... but not too classy.

1. The bride drinking beer from the bottle.

2. Tuxedos and running shoes.

3. Eating chicken wings with a fork and knife.

"That's so guh-da-tah!"

by Black Majic October 17, 2009

Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.

Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.

by Jeffrey the juice man February 2, 2019

DA

the moronic way of writing “dead ass”

Omg and then she da told my bf I was breaking up with him

R u being da?

by lolthatkid234 January 28, 2018