Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019

Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11

Please help me I was in a chocolate cake

by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019

Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth

Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?

by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019

Chocolate donut

When a male fucks a girl in the ass then pulls out with shit on his dick and sticks it in the puss

I gave her a chocolate donut

by Front fart September 19, 2019

Chocolate Bubbly

When someone with diarrhea butt chugs an entire champagne bottle and then proceeds to ass blast their partner.

Jamie: So my girl told me she has some crazy diarrhea right now
Bobby: Are you gonna go for it?
Jamie: Oh yeah.. I'm gonna bring over a bottle of champagne and see if she wants to give me a chocolate bubbly

by Dimmsdale Dimmadome October 6, 2019

chocolate titshake

When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.

My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.

by biggeytree33 October 7, 2019

jashan's chocolates

The hard circular poop that comes out when you are constipated. It resembles the shit of a rabbit.

Yeah man I'm so constipated all I could shit out was jashan's chocolates

by lekshuu October 10, 2019