Michelangelo moment

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")
They/He had a Michelangelo moment!
by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019
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Aaron Moment

A person that has a lot of dandruff in their hair and eats a lot of cheez its and Pretzel Nutella.
Bro that’s such an aaron moment.
by Chiken Eggz November 05, 2021
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Bruhe Moment

Dat moment when Bruh Moment is not enough bruh to describe how bruh it was
-Bruh Moment.

-Nah G, this is a Bruhe Moment.
by ItzToBz April 14, 2020
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whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.
I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.
by The Answer Is 9 November 04, 2021
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Talibur Moment

When someone commits an act of racism, homophobia, or just something stupid in general, something highly likely that the individual known as Talibur has committed.
Person 1: Yo, Mondo just got banned for saying the n-word!
Person 2: Talibur Moment.
by Warybabe September 16, 2021
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divine moment

Divine moment

A divine moment is a situation where someone:

1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.

These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.

Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..

Witness: Divine moment lol
by d1v1ne May 26, 2024
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divine moment

A divine moment is when someone exhibits:

1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.

These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Culprit: Well done, you figured this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
by d1v1ne June 02, 2024
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