Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

Bryant’s Ass

The ass that girls and guys a like want a taste of. One that is so immaculate the gods themselves come down to earth once a month for a nibble.

God damn I’m hungry and horny, if only Bryant’s Ass was here.

by Wsu student February 23, 2023

ass avacodo

Putting ping pong balls up her rectum and sucking them out like they’re avacodo pits

Ass avacodo is the best way for a first date to go

by BO-CA March 25, 2023

Ass Flown

Terminology of yo girl when she mad but she got no idea how the hell to put in to words so she say "ass flown"

also can mean, "i moved on" " i don't care" "shut up" "im mad at you" "kill your self"

fl-own NOT flow-n like clown****

me: "ayyy wsg baby girl, mb bout yesterday"
gurl (baddie) "ass flown."
me: "what"

by LupinTheFreak January 24, 2023

Ass Orangbeard

A man with a huge forehead and an orange beard.

Ass Orangbeard stole my high school diploma.

by FalseInquisition February 4, 2023

Red Ass

A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.

That red ass just stole my television.

by Red Arses October 15, 2023