by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018
Get the SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE mug.by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021
Get the couch pie mug.Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care pie mug.by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017
Get the Mud cream pie mug.When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.
Guy: No
Girl: please
Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.
Girl: how’s that?
Guy: Apple pie style:)
Guy: No
Girl: please
Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.
Girl: how’s that?
Guy: Apple pie style:)
by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022
Get the Apple pie mug.Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.
Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.
Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.
There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.
by SyselMeow November 6, 2019
Get the Jamaican apple-pie mug.Mixed drink. A splendid mixture of bourbon (gentlemanly), apple pie moonshine (pie), ice and a splash of water.
by elaak December 29, 2013
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