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Crack Bears

Synonymous with "Gummy Bears." The comparison is made to Crack because of its addictive properties and the fact that both are unhealthy to consume in mass quantities.

Also sometimes associated with a sugar high.
What do you want to eat? I got Twizzlers, Snickers, and Crack Bears.
by I C.U.P. February 27, 2011
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Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024
mugGet the Stoned Bearmug.

Choochy Bear

A funny bear that always makes you laugh .
I always get a good laugh when I hang out with Choochy Bear .
by The queen of England April 16, 2021
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popa bear

A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.
That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.
by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017
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Aly bear

Someone that acts very friendly.
Bro you are so Aly bear .
He is very Aly bear.
by alusian boar December 25, 2023
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Simply Bear

by TerrenceLmao March 5, 2021
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Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.
Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.
by B-ry. June 11, 2018
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