Ass Downs

When your ass falls asleep or begins to hurt during long term sitting sessions.

Dude that 5 hour car drive gave me a serious case of the ass downs. I gotta get out and walk around.

by DBdude February 24, 2011

Ass Allies

A term used to describe your posse that always has your back. They will do anything to protect your ass, because you guys are ass allies.

Yunjee and Crystal are ass allies! There's no way we can tear the two apart. They are inseparable.

by cTAM February 15, 2015

ass warlock

Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.

The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.

Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.

by MrWoodenSpoon June 21, 2017

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

ass bling

The rhinestones, studs, gems and other shiny jewel-like decorations on the back pockets and general ass area of a woman's jeans or pants.

Check out Linda, she is sporting some major ass bling with those new jeans.

It looks like Julie went a little overboard with her bedazzler, she must have 5 pounds of ass bling on those jeans.

Remember when women wore jeans that really complimented a nice ass? Nowadays you need to look through a wall of ass bling to check out a woman's butt.

by Father Tyme January 11, 2014

ass avacodo

Putting ping pong balls up her rectum and sucking them out like they’re avacodo pits

Ass avacodo is the best way for a first date to go

by BO-CA March 25, 2023

cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020