banaan

Banaan is a word invented by a mango in germany. It is used in various meme-like ways.

"I just shot you with a bow"

"did you know banaan"

by dhsoabsobaosbso92619bajaoaha February 19, 2023

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

Japanese Bandana

(n.) When a man of Japanese decent places his testicles on the forehead of another man.

Synonym: Snake Eyes

Haruto and Todd grew much closer as friends after Haruto placed his nuts on Todd's forehead, performing a Japanese Bandana.

by leiman_head July 5, 2017

psycho bananas crazy

Jenelle off of Teen Moms 2

Wow Jenelle is so psycho bananas crazy!

by addyjewelshawtydabaddest January 2, 2021

Daniel's Bananas

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.

"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"

by abudobby July 11, 2019

APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022

Bonana

FUCK
its speled banana

me: bonana
Joe: NO THAT IS WRONG SPELIN G

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020