Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

Feeding the birds

Taking a shit

If your are feeding the birds make sure you spray some air freshener.

by Ripping86 August 1, 2025

bird keeping age

like beekeeping age except for the people who have birds

that fine man is def bird keeping age

by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025

Flipping the bird

When someone is Flipping the bird on you it means they hate you and they want you to die.

Chad was flipping the bird at Ada, Ada was confused and thought it was a sexual gesture, Chad explained that it did not mean that, and what it meant was that he hated her and he wanted her to die, and for her to get a life.

by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025

whirly-bird

Slang for helicopter. Mainly known for it's use in Left 4 Dead 2.

Goddamn whirly-bird left without us!

HELICOPTER! It is a HELICOPTER! You call that thing a 'whirly-bird' one more time, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to you.

by dphvm1e August 11, 2025

Bird

When you need lies on top of lies you need a bird, he locks in and interjects his opinions over all of yours and keeps going until he runs out of breath but he never does. What’s that smell bird for sure you can smell him with your eyes before you ever see him

I’m tired of her birds

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025