“Why’s your cousin such a wet sandwich?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i didn’t understand what you said, a wet sandwich?”
“Yeah! Hes too short, he dresses like a girl, hes,, Different,”
“I beg your pardon?”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i didn’t understand what you said, a wet sandwich?”
“Yeah! Hes too short, he dresses like a girl, hes,, Different,”
by Heroinfathr November 24, 2023

The 2nd biggest question (2nd to "How do you pronounce gif")
Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.
If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.
If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Ethan: "Hey Bry, is water wet?"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"
Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"
Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
by Slowpoke2019 August 18, 2019

by Calarovan February 13, 2019

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

by Knicker July 8, 2025

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
by Kill_Billdogg March 22, 2005
