Urinal Tit Fuck

When you tit fuck a girl while sitting in a urinal and shitting at the same time before cumming on her boobs, then flushing the urinal.

Oh Man I Urinal Tit Fucked that girl so hard, my ass is still wet from the victory flush

by Soliberry n Vee June 19, 2010

Katie Holmes' Tits

The direct opposite of the holocaust.

Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!

by The Messenger Man March 30, 2011

Tenessee Tit Tweedler

Someone who loves to fondel boobies from tenessee.

Billy Ray squeezed Jan's boobies. He must be a tenessee tit tweedler.

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

purple tit twister

Grabbing someone's entire breast and twisting heartilly. Similar to purple nurple, but using the whole breast. Also similar to indian sunburn, but usually a one-handed assault. Most effective on B or C cup sizes. A's are too small to grab and D's or larger usually have more surface area to allow for differential expansion.

There is the rare double purple tit twister, but carrying school books in one arm usually shields at least one mammary gland.

Quite common among younger adolescents or pre-teens when one or two classmates suddenly show up with C-cups after summer break.

Heee heeee. Tina grew some big ones, man! Let's wait around the corner and give her a purple tit twister when she comes around!

by whoopi July 23, 2006

turkey tit

see nubcake

john: meet me at the back of the gym, i have your parents ground up into chili in my backpack
peter: shut up you turkey tit

by knuckers1 May 24, 2009

Limp Titted

A word created by young teens to describe how upset or angry they were over something. Used to overpower the term "pissed off", meaning that if you wish to express your anger on a higher scale than saying "pissed off" offers, you would use limp titted. "Limp Titted" was thought up because a woman with one breast larger than the other would probably be severely upset.

Guy One: "Hey sorry dude....i hope you're not pissed."
Guy Two: "Oh no, i'm not pissed....I'm LIMP TITTED!"

by Steve (really Zach) April 23, 2008

douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)

The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!

by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008