pissing myself

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽

"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"

by dprtae1 May 20, 2022

Fat piss

im gonna go take a fat piss

im gonna go take a fat piss i'll be back

by GORILLA DA SPINNER December 7, 2021

Piss stinker

An animal or lesson that continuiously shits and pissed themself. They are sometimes very self-obsorbed and think they are the best in which the are fucking wrong

Hey you, your a piss stinker

by Ahahahahasehs December 9, 2019

Piss Nozzle

A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.

“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”

“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”

by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022

Piss

Australian slang for alcohol, especially dirt-cheap mass-produced low-quality beer, rampantly consumed by bogans.

Patron: Oi m8 can I get some Western Australian piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?

Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?

Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss

Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB

Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt

Barman: No worries m8

by StrayanDoc August 20, 2022

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Piss Balled

when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!

Jessica i miss you so much, please come back im sorry about everything

piss balled

by piss god September 25, 2019