piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 01, 2023

piss on the lid

The idea of pissing on the lid is when you literally say fuck it, and you do something in an unorthadox manner. It is a method of explaining how an act performed where not a single fuck was given.

"I couldn't find a parking spot, so I decided to piss on the lid and parked in the fire lane with my flashers on"

by 94caprice April 16, 2019

cadillac pissing

When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.

Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!

by Roonsta January 21, 2018

Piss Firefucked

When a guy or girl sets someones pubic hair, usually a girl, on fire while having sex and pisses on it to extinguish it.

Bro, I was having sex with Linda last night and I totally Piss Firefucked her.

by PenisMotherFucka September 09, 2021

pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 20, 2020

Pissing myself

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself

Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me

by IchigosPinkyToe January 20, 2020

pissing myself

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽

"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"

by dprtae1 May 21, 2022