by waitits2am March 11, 2020
by boopyboop April 23, 2019
A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Brian.
by Small energy January 12, 2020
A guy who is only trying to get with a woman for a small shallow reason. Basically a male gold-digger, but on a larger scale.
"He's a simp! He only wants to date her, because she's rich and has a big ass. He doesn't care that she's on meth!"
by SpidersGiveMeBoners May 30, 2020
Simp is a word that originated from the word simpleton,
Simp refers to someone who will do way too much for someone who won't do anything or very little back
Buying things for someone who doesn't spend any of time with you, or do anything for you IS SIMPING
Simping and being a nice guy is different, Being a nice guy is being overly nice to someone you are interested in and losing your temper when you get rejected, being a simp is getting rejected and still being overly nice
Buying things for someone who does enjoy spending time with you and does help you with as much as they can is NOT SIMPING
Simp refers to someone who will do way too much for someone who won't do anything or very little back
Buying things for someone who doesn't spend any of time with you, or do anything for you IS SIMPING
Simping and being a nice guy is different, Being a nice guy is being overly nice to someone you are interested in and losing your temper when you get rejected, being a simp is getting rejected and still being overly nice
Buying things for someone who does enjoy spending time with you and does help you with as much as they can is NOT SIMPING
Person A : dude Jerry is simping for that girl so hard that he bought her a fucking car
Person B : What a fucking simp, that bitch doesn't even talk to him
Person B : What a fucking simp, that bitch doesn't even talk to him
by PhantomdudeVA September 22, 2020
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
S.I.M.P is for the most IMMACULATE and ICONIC song from Phineas and Ferb. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. like hun if u don’t know that song, what tf is wrong with u. Get a life. or at least a childhood. If u didn’t realized, Candice has squirrels in her pants.
S.I.M.P is for the most IMMACULATE and ICONIC song from Phineas and Ferb. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. like hun if u don’t know that song, what tf is wrong with u. Get a life. or at least a childhood. If u didn’t realized, Candice has squirrels in her pants.
Phineas- “do u hear someone yelling?”
Ferb- “-_-”
Perry the platypus- “grrrrrr”
Candice- “AHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!”
(the background singers) “SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”
ya❤️
Ferb- “-_-”
Perry the platypus- “grrrrrr”
Candice- “AHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!”
(the background singers) “SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”
ya❤️
by forget the glizzy, gobble me September 26, 2020