Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.

The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil

by Heylin September 14, 2019

The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.

She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!

by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019

Rule infinity

If there is a number that has no rule you have to make a rule for it

22222222222 has no Rule, now i have to make because of Rule infinity

by Liriliththeboy September 19, 2020

Rule 43

If it exists, there's porn of it, and if it doesn't exist, there's still porn of it

Rule 43

by Inni84 February 1, 2024

Rule 35

Similar to Rule 34 in the idea that "If it exists, there is..." Rule 35 means "If it exists, there is a -chan"

"Earth-chan, Black Hole-chan? What are these?"

"Oh, that's just Rule 35 at work"

by MrFeelsGooda May 6, 2019

Rule 34

Something that everyone hates but is never taken down

rule 34 is messed up

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022