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chincey ass hoe

Somebody who frequently free loads, complains about normal prices, doesn’t participate in events because they don’t want to pay, buys cheap things for other people and indulges on self, asks you for the 26 cents you owe them, requests to speak to manager to get discount, has a very hard time sharing. They are the type that will ask for the bill for only what they ate on a date, and on girls nights out somehow always get out of being the person to call the Uber or buy a round of drinks for the crew.

A person who is defined as a chincey ass hoe probably doesn’t realize that they are a chincey ass hoe.

Being a chincey ass hoe should be embarrassing, and is a frequent symptom in children who suffer from middle child syndrome, especially those who grew up in low income households. These chincey ass hoes were given very little attention as children and had to fight for love. In early adolescence and young adulthood they turn to money for comfort and in turn can’t bare to part with it.

Being a chincey ass hoe is classless af and you should avoid these people like the trailer trash they are.
I went to see the Gilmore concert with Kyle and he asked me to split the 2 dollars we paid for parking. What a chincey ass hoe!

Weird how Shelby somehow always has a dead phone when we need to order the Uber’s. This hoe is chincey.

My chincey ass hoe of a housemate asked me each of our housemates for 1.25 to split on the drains she bought.

Went out to a restaurant and Megan ate a ton of food and ordered 6 martinis and then asked to split the bill evenly and she didn’t tip. I had a salad and water, smh, what a chincey ass hoe.
by Tragicallyjohn March 27, 2018
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Trifflin Hoe Syndrome

A deadly disease contracted from a trifflin hoe. Symptoms include wheezing, coughing, migraines, E.D., and unusually large forehead development. Symptoms last usually for 4-6 days or until the trifflin hoe founds someone else.
My friend devolped a severe case of Trifflin hoe syndrome
by Freetk January 11, 2022
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Lumberjack Hoe Slap

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.
by lumjackin112 May 6, 2011
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Dizzy Dory Hoe!

A female who is dumb over a hoe bag or in conclusion a boy or a girl
Girl why you still talking to him and he clearly for the streets you a dizzy dory hoe!
by maimai10 June 18, 2020
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flows before hoes

when a debater rejects going out since they have to prepare for a debate
matt: hey dave, you wanna go to that party with me tonight?
dave: nah man, flows before hoes
by passive October 12, 2016
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Pont hoe

The level of above a noob. so pretty much a noob, but a little bit better. Can be added in front of the word noob so even to lesser the definition of a pont hoe. developed in a boring university class in a game of hangman
"Dude! you totally just got pwned!!!!12111 ur such a pont hoe!"

"ZOMG! what a pont hoe noob!!"
by Mazjin July 30, 2008
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hall hoe

Dry snitchers who got in too much shit, so to get themselves out of shit they put you on front street for the laws.
Some one needs to merc that hall hoe
by James Fisher August 13, 2006
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