Cream pie

A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!

Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

Boston Cream Sleeve

Utilizing your friend’s hoodie sleeve as a cum catcher.

Josh only needs 42 seconds to leave you a Boston Cream Sleeve if he sees a hoodie unattended.

by Splendid Curse January 18, 2026

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026

Arizona Ice Cream

Shitting on someone's face so it leaves a crust looking like a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

I gave her that Arizona Ice Cream last night.

by Arizona Ice Cream Man February 9, 2026

Arizona Ice Cream

Shitting on someone's face until it leaves a crust looking like a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

I gave him that Arizona Ice Cream last night.

by Arizona Ice Cream Man February 9, 2026

New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff

A New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff is when someone poops, (preferably on a table or somewhere easily accessible) and the you nut on the turn and it is a New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff.

For example: Lucas laid a New Orleans Chocolate Cream Puff on his dining table, and then consumed it.

by Weiner9030 February 12, 2026