Cock apocalypse

To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.

Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.

by dawoods October 21, 2018

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019

cock welding

When one man inserts his cock into another man's ass while a third man places a bead of cum around the rectum

While tyler and joey where buttfucking the other night devan gave them a good cock welding

by Cockwelder January 10, 2019

Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

Over cock

Over cock is when a man teabags a girl with a boner. The ultimate technique

Bout to over cock you m'lady

by Begonethotticus August 3, 2018

cock outlet

A person ready to take penises in every orafice at a moments notice.

He is well known for getting rammed in all holes and that’s why everyone calls him a cock outlet.

by caslopous February 12, 2019