San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

wet

what Darkness becomes when you talk shit about her

(Kasuma) "Darkness you useless masochist"
(Darkness) moans (becomes very wet)

by Lord Greve April 17, 2020

Wet Willy

Licking the penis and giving nice old fashioned

Hey sir can I give you a wet Willy?
Yes ma’am lick it real good

by Hanandbjslzbd March 30, 2021

Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.

Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.

by soulessbones January 20, 2022

wet living

A lifestyle that involves combating the effects of chronic dry mouth. Involves heavy consumption of saliva-inducing and saliva-replacing foods and liquids.

Her mouth was drier than the Atacama, so she looked into wet living

by luciusnutt April 3, 2013

Wet chapstick

When ur partner puts wet chapsticks all over there asshole. Then you have anal sex. After you have oral sex and that’s how you put on wet chapstick

Baby come put some wet chapstick on me

by Wet chapstick February 10, 2021