apple pie

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine

Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)

by bot#3082 March 28, 2021

bloody pie

When a girl is on her period

hi Mary did u see Jill last night she left a bloody pie stain on the toilet

by Street news kid!! December 12, 2015

in and out pie

When a male ejaculates in his partner and fills them with semen. A third person then licks the orifice clean.

Last weekend, I was on the out in an in and out pie

by C's Class May 30, 2017

Pie

1. Pie is a dessert that usually contains fruits or berries, and is wrapped in a thin brittle crust. It is then baked in an oven, and comes out as a beautiful pastry to scarf down as fast a your facehole can handle.
2. Something to say to any question you do not know the answer of, or when you want to make everybody around you feel akward.
3. Something to scream/whisper/say creepily to annoy or creep out people

1. "Can I have a slice of pie please?"
2. "What is 5*45÷7% ot 143?", "Pie."
3. "PIE" or "pie" or "Pie ehch ungh ellsyu"

by KOTLClover123456789 May 13, 2019

walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

gentleman's pie

Mixed drink. A splendid mixture of bourbon (gentlemanly), apple pie moonshine (pie), ice and a splash of water.

To impress the ladies and get their pie, gentlemen should order a "gentleman's pie".

by elaak December 29, 2013