A GIRL WHO BREAKS HER BACK IN HER INSTAGRAM PHOTOS AND SENDS ARSE PICTURE TO BOYS AND WEARS HER MUMS THONG
by bgfdfjkghlofih October 9, 2019

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!
Her: Thank you, but why?
Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.
Her: Thank you, but why?
Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.
by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.
by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

by Caleb__021 May 5, 2022

may 14th is National 3 Wishes day u can ask up too 3 people 3 diffesnt wishes and they have too agree or they owe u 20 dollars for each wish they dont doo
its may 14th
by crapshooter9000 May 14, 2025

If guys have no nut November. Girls should have no makeup may. Where they can't wear makeup for all of may!
Good luck girls
Good luck girls
by No makeup may November 4, 2019

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.
Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021
