Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.
by Colonel Mustard22 April 7, 2022
A person of great wonders, but is also evil, and uses boys for their bodies. Ryan Stayman, who also makes Soundcloud level music to pursue his passion for self expression along with his passion for doing high level schedule 1 drugs such as heroin. Also He has a one hit wonder mid level song called pine green eyes.
Someone who plays the most recent world of Warcraft expansion and sits in stormwind all day. This is because the game sucks and there is nothing to do
by Slamhoogin March 23, 2022
pissbaby lmao get shit on. has sex with his tennis racket daily.
hide your food from the pig, will eat if in sight
his only friends is his piano and his tennis racket
imgur.com/YgEYA2F
hide your food from the pig, will eat if in sight
his only friends is his piano and his tennis racket
imgur.com/YgEYA2F
by bori ass cheeks May 5, 2022
by emiliodu76 November 23, 2021
by Ryan and Ashley February 28, 2019