grinches testicle cheese

weed

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057

by zassanzz February 13, 2018

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018

DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.

Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.

by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018

fractured.testicles

A meme page on instagram
currently at 2527 followers

yo bro did you see that super epic fucking meme by ig:@fractured.testicles???

by totallynotfracturedtesticles August 2, 2018

ferrari testarossa

bits of other things.

fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.

by Plasteres Mate October 15, 2018

Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).

Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!

by J0shie November 15, 2018

Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40

I have blue testicles

by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018