steppibling-in-law

1- Steppibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's steppibling.

My steppibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020

co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999

Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Lammers' Law

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.

Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.

Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.

by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024

Law of Large numbers

Coxie coping.

Pet hunting is rng related and not related to the law of large numbers

by TLOLN January 27, 2023

stunaggin's law

stunaggin is the name of a generic scientist you use when you forget the name of some scientific theorem

"what was the concept we learned in chem last class?"
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."

by Chungus 101 May 9, 2021