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.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022
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in the house

To go to a club you're used to attend frequently to a point you're known there by almost everyone from the doorman to the barman you enter whenever you want so basically it becomes like your house it came from here now people just use it in different contexts
i'm in the house always in the house bitches this night's gonna be lite
by modernmuse January 29, 2018
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house was sold

Can be used pertaining to ex relationships and your ex partner is trying to come back into your life.
My ex said he tryna come home. I told him the house was sold.
by Babylove45 February 18, 2025
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Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.
OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!
by REV G March 26, 2023
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Hathaway House

A place where inexperienced stupid males go under the impression they is a hot puss to be had. Poor ugly troll-like younglings are love bombed and overwhelmed by the sheer whoring skills of the Matrons vagina. Guarnteed to be still warm from the 13-60 year old that just blasted it full 30 minutes before you dropped in. You will believe her lies of being really wet and turned on for you, but actually its just another mans ejaculate you are licking and rubbing allover your cock balls and asshole. Like a puppy that knows no better you will give your self totally, to the Succubus's Charm. You will sacrifice your mind, body and spirit, and she will consume all while you are hexed and vexed whallering in other male jizz then she will spit out the shell that is left for you to die alone covered in seamen . Unless you are a smart young whelp and double wrap your penis and resist her whorecraft and hit it and make a smooth getaway as she is in the washroom and vanish with a quick witted excuse.. Other wise say your prayers you have been warned of the evil that lies within the house.
Diesel Dick #1 :Hey did you hear, Hathaway House has vacancy.
Invisible Dick #1: Id rather drink jet fuel and piss up a burning rope.
by Deviled Bacon July 19, 2022
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beaver housing

when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap
Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
by Kluckapps October 13, 2007
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