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SUCK MY FINGER

a term used to be more appropriate then "suck my dick"
for a moment before the word finger is uttered it has a lot of shock value
me: hey man u sucked at basketball today

anthony: oh yeh well suuck my..

Me: :o

Anthony: ..finger

both of us: =D oh man i love saying SUCK MY FINGER
by sheebes February 1, 2008
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Poopy Fingers (The legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner September 25, 2011
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Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014
"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
by LancasterGary April 30, 2014
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giving death the finger

When you escape death by pure luck; somehow escaping death
"Woah, look! That guy just jumped 3 stories from that building and survived!"
"OMG! He's just been giving death the finger lately!"
by Happy mountain troll November 21, 2013
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mexican hot fingers

A sexual act during which the female pours Tapatio (or any vinegar based hot sauce) on her hand and fingers the male's anus.
Lisa's crazy in bed, man! Last night, she gave me the Mexican hot fingers!
by The 3-hole puncher February 21, 2015
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Raspberry Pickle Finger

Fingering yourself for the straight pleasure of feeling your clammy fingers in your cold moist vagina.
"Dude I just raspberry pickle fingered to the thought of Cladler with braces!"
by Jajehehahsbshbullshit January 13, 2016
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Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
by Paleslayer May 31, 2018
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