a term used to be more appropriate then "suck my dick"
for a moment before the word finger is uttered it has a lot of shock value
for a moment before the word finger is uttered it has a lot of shock value
me: hey man u sucked at basketball today
anthony: oh yeh well suuck my..
Me: :o
Anthony: ..finger
both of us: =D oh man i love saying SUCK MY FINGER
anthony: oh yeh well suuck my..
Me: :o
Anthony: ..finger
both of us: =D oh man i love saying SUCK MY FINGER
by sheebes February 1, 2008
Get the SUCK MY FINGER mug.A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner September 25, 2011
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Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.
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Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.
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"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."
"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
by LancasterGary April 30, 2014
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"OMG! He's just been giving death the finger lately!"
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Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
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