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hey jimmy i want to play fortnite 

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite means you dont want to play fortnite

Go Play Fortnite 

1) Go fuck yourself
2) Leave me alone
3) Go have gay sex with your friend
Person 1: Youre gay
Person 2: Go play Fortnite
Person 1: ....You went there

pro fortnite gamer move 

When you do something that only a pro gamer would do in Fortnite Battle Royal.
I did what you call a pro fortnite gamer move!

colton the fortnite fag

often a guy named Colton plays moble fortnite. He will usually have a girl team mate who kicks ass at the game. Colton will get the loot but eventually die. He uses slang terms in the game such as jigaboo , gay , etc. he will get as close to 2nd place but won’t get the dub. Usually on a low level in the game. Gets lots of good guns never uses them because he dies. Tries to hook up with girls from the game , yet never works.
Wow! Did you see Colton the fortnite fag At the basketball game last night?! He sucks ass!

Ur trash at Fortnite 

When the “friend” that your mum forces you to be friends with says “ur trash at Fortnite”, that means that you are significantly better than him at it. He is just jealous of you because he stares at a wall eating Cheetos all day, he has nothing better to do or say.
Fake friend: “OMG DUDE Ur trash at Fortnite!”
You: “k.”

Black midget furry fortnite porn 

It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock
Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?

Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second