A person who has a buttcheek face, also gets no pussy, and is the biggest rager on planet earth. He is broke and hates stoners and wants to kill all drug users
by Bob Kidd February 14, 2020
Get the Bum assmug. Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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Get the bum willymug. Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?
by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022
Get the Bum Squirtsmug. When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
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Get the bum raipurmug.