Bonerability

Being highly susceptible to getting a boner.

I was already kinda of horny when my wife asked me to watch her try on different dresses. I explained to her that this makes me subject to bonerability.

by Something-a-willow June 4, 2017

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

GAY PENG BONERS

The gay peng boners are fittest human beings ever

They are in a group including ruby , George and Vince

They all have big dicks

Those fit boners and GAY PENG BONERS

by Lololoolol123 April 14, 2019

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.

She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.

by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021

Boner

Best feeling home alone, worst feeling in public.

(In public)

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!

(At home)

Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….

by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022

BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.

Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!

by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021