two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused
I heard two meat slapping against each other!
by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021
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two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.
" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"
by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022
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Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.
Hey Leora Two-screens :-)
by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020
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Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”
by Digg Bickk January 18, 2020
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two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.
"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"
by StreetMutt March 19, 2015
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Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
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