S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

by WonderBread421 October 2, 2020

s

The letter s

s

by The Prince of Boners October 4, 2020

Shirley Ann S.

The best grandmother a kid could ever have.

I love you Shirley, you are the best grandmother ever. Love Braely Dawn S. Shirley Ann S.the best person you will ever meet!

by Braely. October 5, 2020

S

S

S

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

S&S

when you are smoking and snacking at the same time.

"Sorry I'm not going out tonight I'm just gonna S & S".

"bro this girl said she is S&S wtf does that mean? it means she is snacking & smoking"

by anonymous October 8, 2020

J. A. R. S.

Just a regular simp.

Bro did you hear about Jose? He just on some J. A. R. S. Shit.

by Anon_900 October 12, 2020