soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
by Ben Fender September 08, 2019
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A bum

A person named Chuckie who is ass at 8 ball
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bum of steel

Means u have a bit but made of steel
Ur but is a big bum of steel
by Sophie7376 February 28, 2017
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Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.
John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum
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Bum Rum

An cocktail/sex move consisting of turning a bottle of rum upside down in ones anus and the drinking the ensuing cocktail.
My wife and I spiced up the bedroom with a little bum rum!
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monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat
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Num bumming

The Act of Num bumming/ getting Num Bummed by a Num Bummer. Is the process of taking 3 or more fingers onto a (preferably guy's) Rectum and making it numb
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that "frank" got a Num Bumming by "charlie"
Person 2: Dang he must've got a one fat ass
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