The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 06, 2023

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beaver housing

when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap

Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "

by Kluckapps September 29, 2007

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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 09, 2018

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house-bouncer

Rents in properties that are lived in temporarily before having to move due to clients purchasing the house. With this exact same event happening from time to time. If moved 2 or more times, they become a house-bouncer

"Yo, you see him over there?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Apparently, he's a house-bouncer"

by p:sy_ December 28, 2023

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