Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.

"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"

by word burgler May 8, 2018

Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.

"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"

by dumb waiter June 21, 2016

Double Pink Eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.

"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."

by FlakeyE August 30, 2016

Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

Double Decker Bumhole

When someone can fit 2 dicks, one on top of the other, inside of their anal cavity.

“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”

“Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”

by Hamuel Sicks August 10, 2020

Double Puff Dragon

When you're smoking up with one of your friends and watching movies, the moment the last puff of the jay comes by it is taken by one of the two. When the joint is finished, and the person lets out a cloud of smoke, both of you think its done. The last one to smoke proceeds to stare meaningfully at the finished spliff, when all of a sudden that person lets out another billow of smoke through his nose. However, not just one, but TWO billows. THAT is the Double Puff Dragon.
The smoke resembles that of a dragon.

WOAH! You just let out a Double Puff Dragon! AMAZING!

by Mr. Zen & D-Mon November 3, 2011