Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.

"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"

by word burgler May 8, 2018

Double Pink Eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.

"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."

by FlakeyE August 30, 2016

Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.

"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"

by dumb waiter June 21, 2016

Catholic Double Bag

Since the church frowns on birth control, followers use the pray and spray method. When you really don't want an extra kid, you pray and spray and pray again.

Guy 1- Hey did you wear a condom with that girl?
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!

by BC524 October 21, 2019

Double rotisserie chicken

A fairly common sexual act where you and a friend have two girls scissoring with a doubled ended dildo in their asses to hold them together. You and your friend subsequently lube up your dicks and insert them into either girls mouth, allowing the two of you to spin the two girls around freely, holding them up solely with the strength of your erections.

I heard Conor and Jack spun two girls upwards of 50mph while doing a double rotisserie chicken on them!

by Butch cont November 22, 2020

Double Puff Dragon

When you're smoking up with one of your friends and watching movies, the moment the last puff of the jay comes by it is taken by one of the two. When the joint is finished, and the person lets out a cloud of smoke, both of you think its done. The last one to smoke proceeds to stare meaningfully at the finished spliff, when all of a sudden that person lets out another billow of smoke through his nose. However, not just one, but TWO billows. THAT is the Double Puff Dragon.
The smoke resembles that of a dragon.

WOAH! You just let out a Double Puff Dragon! AMAZING!

by Mr. Zen & D-Mon November 3, 2011