can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"

by e-double January 18, 2006

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Cracked

Being simply “Good”, “Great”, or “amazing” at something that has skill involved.

Sam: Yo, Dude! You’re cracked at the Video Game.
Tom: You’re Lowkeye Cracked at Football

by BigBoyLC March 16, 2023

finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive

Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.

by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024

Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 1, 2024

The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.

Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"

by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019