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Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
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Charlie Bear shot

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.
by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023
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Charlie Bear shot

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.
by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023
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Charlie Bear shot

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.
by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023
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Pookie bear

To my pookie bear, you have become the definition of what cute is, the embodiment of pure cuteness overload
by Zebrasssss January 3, 2024
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Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long
by FU3GO January 4, 2024
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Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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