two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.

Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.

by eileen ulich March 9, 2024

two 16s

Someone's ability to look fly and talk the talk

Riley: John's two 16s are on par with his confidence.
Ashley: Never seen him look so sexy before.

by SidePizza December 2, 2019

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020