Newbury park is fun if you aren't rich and snobby. If you're not holed up in Dos Vientos and your parents aren't too strict, Newbury is a really cool place to walk around. It's small and only has one McDonald's, which is why the natural features like the mountains make up the 'exciting' part of town. But everyone's cats die and coyotes keep shitting in peoples yards.
Jimmy: Where are you from?
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.
Jimmy: Good.
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.
Jimmy: Good.
by zyznx December 28, 2022

by Aerily Colin December 12, 2020

It’s literally not even that bad but everyone says it is. There are a few things off but it’s like every other high school. Most people don’t know about it but when they do, they do.
by _its_the_truth December 8, 2019

A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.
by GGP5858 March 17, 2023

Homeless, busted, Hippies, that choose to live in the park because there out to fight the machine called the G.O.V.
by J-Pup July 4, 2006

by two me i ak March 7, 2024

New sex positon, named after the one and only noncey guy
It's when u tickle their jungle filled pussy (the park) and then anul them sooo hard they cant sit down.
It's when u tickle their jungle filled pussy (the park) and then anul them sooo hard they cant sit down.
by BigD-Russian-SGS-Borris_69 October 5, 2018
