Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016

pooping back and forth

When one person poops into another person's butthole, and that person poops back into the original person's butthole. They then continue this, back and forth with the same poop.

Here is a picture of pooping back and forth... ))<>((

by K Page January 14, 2008

poop from the sky

That's probably the stuff your children eat from the ground every year after Santa passes your house.

Child: "Daddy look! Santa's reindeer dropped some chocolate for me!"
Father: "Well Son, that's what we call poop from the sky."

by Santa's Little Helper! December 25, 2011

Post poop depression

The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.

Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.

by Barnardo October 27, 2016

I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

holy poop on a stick

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

by box April 30, 2005