Long Fat Pipe

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.

Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.

by Beaker One April 3, 2009

Fat Girl Sauce

Ranch Dressing

A dipping sauce ordered with every meal by every fat girl ever. Breakfast, lunch or dinner, chicken strips, pizza, a side salad, or carrot sticks, it doesn't matter how healthy or unhealthy a dish is, a side of fat girl sauce is a great way to add a few more calories.

Fat girl: Can I have a side of ranch with that please?
Waiter: (Whispers to self) One side of fat girl sauce, got it.

by hot dogs or legs April 6, 2017

fat-pussy-energy

An individual’s aura of confident yet modest femininity. People who emit strong fat-pussy-energy include Jamie Lee Curtis, Tilda Swinton and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Caroline’s fat-pussy-energy stems from her ability to look sexy and yet not be a total bitch about it.

by Thewickedskeezer June 28, 2018

unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

fat cunt run

The act in which a group of fat friends engage in a midnight drive to buy fast food in the hope to either increase their stretchmarks size or amount of stretchmarks, the food can be eaten at any time.

Fat Cunt 1: Do you want to go for a fat cunt run?
Fat Cunt 2: Sure.

by God of Fat May 15, 2016

fat dick em

Yoongi Aka Suga From Bts

Guy 1: Man that guy playing basketball knows how to fat dick em’

Guy 2: Wtf are you talking about thats Suga

by i hate alphabengalofficial August 3, 2021

fat ass bitch

adjective: meaning a more that pleasantly plump woman, sometimes even grotesquely overweight. Not to be confused with Junk in the trunk, there is a difference in junk and nasty fat rolls that have been less than neatly tucked into the pants.

synonym: EW GROSS!

Jim: man, sarah is such a Fat Ass Bitch she should just die.

Ted: quite so but i do enjoy a little "cushion for the pushin."

Jim:.............................don't ever say that again!

by THANKFULLY not a fat ass bitch September 25, 2006