Rules are Rules

When you are on TikTok at any time of the day and you suddenly see a video of a Chinese person making something/working at a convenience store with the background song “The past can only be recalled” being played. So the user then comments, “Rules are Rules, Goodnight” or any other twist and closes the app.

Bolbo sees the video at night and goes to the comments and says “Rules are Rules, good night everyone” and closes the app.

OR

Marlo just opens the app and sees the video and says “I just opened the app. Well, Rules are Rules” and closes the app.

by The Gamer 540 May 4, 2024

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

Rule 1969

For every cool thing in pop culture, there is a lesser, worse Christian version of it.

In the '80s, two of the most popular heavy metal groups were Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. At the same time Whitecross and Stryper were two Christian bands who were watered down, worse versions of heavy metal hereby confirming Rule 1969.

by bvb1123 February 15, 2025

Rule 20

The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.

Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”

Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”

Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”

by Book_Of_ Rules June 24, 2022

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Rule 7443

If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

argument rule

after arguing you guys fuck it out

we finished arguing so we had to do the argument rule.

by lalalallalalllllalala June 10, 2023