Michael Shepparding 

Sitting up in the best possible posture. With your head straight up. Looking forward completely spaced out. With a vacant mind and a vacant stare. H

Hey! Look at that sick bro over there paced out sitting on that bench. He's michael shepparding away....d

Michael Shepparding by jenaenae March 30, 2022

Michael 

When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus

You can that man Michaeld the fuck out of that I wish I was him

Michael by I love Michael April 2, 2022

Michaelissoepic 

An Elite tik-toker with 2 Million Followers

Nobody: Whos your favorite Tik-Toker
Somebody: Michaelissoepic

Michaelissoepic by PotatoFromtheburgerking April 3, 2022

Michael 

He like little kids

Michael like little girls

Michael by Caleb2293 April 4, 2022

Michael 

He likes little girls

Michael likes little girls

Michael by Caleb2293 April 4, 2022

Michael 

Person that works at the circus.

Megan - “omg look is Michael”
Cheila - “ Oh yes, he works at the circus as a clown”

Michael by ChanelSolo April 4, 2022

Michael 

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.

Hey guys… did you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…

Michael by NovaRocks April 5, 2022