13 may

people born on this date are baf bitch who need love and attention because they are single

what date is today?

it is 13 May

oh it's my friend's birthday. I need to go say hello her

by uuuwahwhatahottie November 24, 2021

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Emma-may

Emma-may a sight for sore eyes , and her eyes the colour of a cold dead body . Her teeny toes are endless fun to fiddle with . Her breasts are so breasty you will not find a girl with such a juicy rack . Her hair is so long and voluminous, brown, the colour of a turd , with a razzle dazzle of sweetcorn.

Oliver: who’s that batty gyal with them big ass titties ? Mark: oh your defo talking Emma-may , I ain’t never seen such jucy calcium cannons before.

by Bimbish May 1, 2024

May

May-yo-naise

Hey bro, is May coming over tonight?
Nah man, who's May?
May-yo-naise

by yourboychad January 19, 2022

Ah-May-Zing

When Josh performs an outstanding performance.

Josh was amazing. AMAZING. Ah-May-Zing!

by Man with the plan and sandwich June 27, 2024

May 11

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_)

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3

Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !

by viioal May 23, 2022