The subway guy rapeist
by Jon the subway guy August 28, 2017
Get the jon subway guymug. There is no definition for him but here is a story
Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017
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Get the Short guy energymug. The act of a girl grinding her pelvis into a boy's pelvis while hooking up and straddling
like dry humping, but dry grinding sex motion
very useful and hot!
like dry humping, but dry grinding sex motion
very useful and hot!
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