Get a hold of yourself

Said to the one who is impatient, as a wish to the person to calm down.
- I can't wait until Santa comes!
(Bitch slap) - Get a hold of yourself! It's only September...
by Oli_SE November 23, 2010
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get toasted

A common phrase used after making a strong comeback against someone. In other words you just got burned.
Well my score is better than yours, get toasted!
by Insomniatic78 May 01, 2015
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get face

She thinks she's going to get face by buying drinks for the class, but most of those people just don't take her seriously enough.
by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2010
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Get my Swole on

To work out, usually with weights. To get bigger by working out.
by CHICKAOBODOZIE October 24, 2007
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get out more

What I shall do, starting monday.
I have written over 1300 definitions under a variety of names. I think I should get out more!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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get a taste of the salami

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
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Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."
by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020
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