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get toasted

A common phrase used after making a strong comeback against someone. In other words you just got burned.
Well my score is better than yours, get toasted!
by Insomniatic78 May 1, 2015
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get face

She thinks she's going to get face by buying drinks for the class, but most of those people just don't take her seriously enough.
by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2010
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get a taste of the salami

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
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Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."
by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020
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get some help

Friend: i want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help
by Deltatangofoxtrot February 19, 2018
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Get it up ye

Primarily Glaswegian in origin,a statement of triumph or amusement at the misfortune of another.
Old Firm fans."We're out of Europe before Xmas AGAIN".Scottish football fans."Ha Ha,get it up ye."
by Jagsman February 14, 2012
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Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.
Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?
by Mrob July 16, 2008
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